Psychology & Self-Help Forum

So for the second time in a row today (happened yesterday too) I've been in the toilet at work taking a shit for 5 - 10 mins and some cunt comes and tries the door and then bangs on it and walks off, both times I've finished up and gone out there's no one to be seen anywhere, i wanna find out who it is so I might just go in there for 10 near the end of the day tomorrow and just wait, if it happens again I'll just rush out and confront them. I wanna hit the cunt in the face as hard as I can but I wanna keep the job so I probably won't do that lol. Any tips on how I should handle this?

Also if I figure out who it is you better believe I'm going and punching the door whenever I know they're in there from now on lol. Fuckin asshole cunt man. I guess I'm just glad this and useless cunts on the road are my biggest issue at the moment though.

Now that's theforsaken I know!

"I might just go in there for 10 near the end of the day tomorrow and just wait"

If your adversary's got your number you could be shitting there all night...

Remember how Daniel in The Karate Kid movie slid a hose over the toilet where Johnny was sat smoking a joint? Daniel had this shower fancy dress rig on. He then turned on the tap.
A great toilet joke is to fold over some thick cardboard and then wedge it under the gap between door and floor. So tight, the person inside has to shoulder ram the door to get out. One girl didn't find that funny at all and threw a jug of water at me.